The X-Files 201 Episode Marathon

I WANT TO BELIEVE

After a 13 year hiatus, The X-Files will be back on January 24th, 2016.  As of July 7th, 2015, there are exactly 201 days until the first new episode premiers, which just so happens to be the exact number of episodes of this iconic sci-fi series. In light of this, FOX has challenged all X-Files fanatics to start watching one episode a day leading up to the premiere of the 10th season. What? You mean someone is telling me to watch an X-Files episode every day, all leading up to a new episode of one of the best tv shows of all time?! Sign me up.

To add just a touch of extra commitment to my geeky endeavor, I have decided to do a companion blog which will include a quick recap of each episode, along with favorite quotes, scenes, fun facts, and whatever else I feel like throwing in there for all you X-Files’ fans. Maybe it’s your first time watching the X Files and you’re in need of a guide to the best essential episodes, or, maybe you’re like me, and you’ve watched the series more times than Mulder has cracked corny jokes.

This blog is not only a way for me to geek out (well, that’s probably the majority of the reason), it’s also a commentary on the greatest sci-fi show ever and a way to share the excitement of each episode leading up to the new season. Feel free to follow this blog, comment, share or just watch the story of a believer versus a skeptic and their many adventures together.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Note: The X-Files is available to view on Hulu.

Trailer for Season 10:

“Requiem” – Season 7 Ep. 22

 

Mulder: More alien abductions, Scully.

Scully: I don’t know how we could possibly justify the expense.

Mulder: We’d probably turn up nothing.

Scully: Let’s go waste some money.

Written by: Chris Carter
Directed by: Kim Manners
Original Air Date: May 21st, 2000
Principal Setting: Bellefleur, Oregon & Tunisia, Africa
Episode Summary:

When abductions start happening again in Bellefleur, Oregon, Billy Miles asks Mulder and Scully to come back out there to assist him. The agents return where it all started seven years earlier. Their investigations leads to results that drastically affect both of their lives.

Personal Commentary:

This season finale was originally meant to be the series finale, but FOX got greedy and wanted more X-Files. It is a fitting closing climax for Mulder and his quest for the true existence of alien life, although it does feel a bit rushed and should have been a two-parter.

I like how they go back to the very exact spot in the Pilot episode and the twist of Mulder thinking they are after Scully, but all along it’s him they want. The climax with Scully and Skinner is very heart breaking, with the best emotional moments of Skinner’s character putting all the blame on him.

I just wish they would have stopped here and not introduced the lame super soldier plotline. I guess the new series will hopefully make up for a lackluster season 8, and especially season 9.

Episode Grade: A
Favorite Scene:

A very heart wrenching scene where Skinner actually cries and shows emotions.

Fun Facts:
  • Chris Carter wrote this episode to serve as a series finale, as the Fox Network had yet to renew the show, and David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson were not signed for additional seasons. In the eleventh hour, Fox renewed the show, with only Anderson returning to the series full time. Carter then created a new series mythology based around Scully working with new characters to stop government super soldiers.
  • The only time Skinner, Krycek, and Covarrubias personally interact with the Lone Gunmen.
  • *Spoiler Fact* Thinking this would be the series finale, Chris Carter had planned to end the mythology storyline with the death of the Cigarette-Smoking Man (who is left for dead by Alex Krycek at the end of the episode), with the intention of tying up the remaining loose ends (Mulder’s abduction and Scully’s pregnancy) in a follow-up movie. However, since the show was renewed for two more seasons, CSM was revealed to be alive in the final episode of the series.
Faces You May Recognize:

Nobody in the supporting cast that is recognizable besides all the series regulars.

“Je Souhaite” – Season 7 Ep. 21

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Mulder: You know, I think I’m beginning to see the problem here. You say that most people make the wrong wishes, right?

Jenn: Without fail. It’s like giving a chimpanzee a revolver.

Written by: Vince Gilligan
Directed by: Vince Gilligan
Original Air Date: May 14th, 2000
Principal Setting: Creve Coeur, Missouri
Episode Summary:

Two brothers have a less than helpful genie who grants their wishes with disastrous consequences. Mulder comes into possession of the same genie, and his wishes garner similar results.

Personal Commentary:

This is cleverly written and directed Vince Gilligan episode where we see the unoriginal story of a genie spun in a very creative and honest way. I love how he points out how we would all screw up if we were granted three wishes due to the simple fact of not being specific with every detail. Even Mulder can’t get his world peace wish without wiping out the entire population.

The dialogue and supporting cast are top notch in this one, making this one an underrated gem that causes you to wish Vince Gilligan would have directed more episodes.

Episode Grade: B+
Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • “Je souhaite” means “I wish” in French.
  • For the “deserted city” scene, the production crew had to shut down eight blocks of downtown Los Angeles. The only practical way of doing this was to shoot on a Sunday morning. Filming the scene did not go as planned: a homeless person walked right through the “perfect take,” according to producer Harry Bring. The man was digitally erased from the final cut.
  • This episode was Vince Gilligan’s (Breakin Bad creator) very first professional directing job.
  • Vince Gilligan wrote the character of Jenn with Janeane Garofalo in mind.
  • The beer Mulder and Skully were drinking at the end of the episode is Shiner Bock. At the time of filming it would only have been available in Texas, though has been available nationwide (49 states) since then.
Faces You May Recognize:

Will Sasso Picture

  • Will Sasso is famous for starring in the comedy skit show Mad TV, as well as in Movie 43 and Happy Gilmore. He also played Curly in the reboot The Three Stooges.

  • Kevin Weisman is famous for playing Marshall Finkman in the show Alias. He has also made appearances in the shows The Blacklist, Scorpion, and Hello Ladies.

“Fight Club” – Season 7 Ep. 20

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Mulder: You have any ideas, Scully, any thoughts?

Scully: What I’m thinking, Mulder, is how familiar this seems. Playing Watson to your Sherlock. You dangling clues out in front of me one by one. It’s a game, and… and, as usual, you’re, you’re holding something back from me. You’re not telling me something about this case.

Written by: Chris Carter
Directed by: Paul Shapiro
Original Air Date: May 7th, 2000
Principal Setting: Kansas City, Missouri
Episode Summary:

Two strikingly similar women, who do not know one another, cause people to erupt into violence upon each other, whenever these two women come in contact. Mulder and Scully set out to solve the mystery of this unexplained violence involving the two women.

Personal Commentary:

No, this is no cross-over to the movie Fight Club and not even close to as good of quality either. I would skip this one if you’re a casual X-File watcher. It’s a far fetched plot even for the X-Files and Kathy Griffin gets on my nerves. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

It’s a shame because the alternate universe idea could have been a really interesting story device, but it just goes to waste with a lackluster plot about two woman who cause violence for little, to no purpose or cognitive reason.

Episode Grade: D-

Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • Mulder and Scully’s look-alike FBI counterparts are played by David Duchovny’s stunt double and Gillian Anderson’s stand-in, respectively.
  • Jack McGee, playing Lulu’s and Betty’s biological father, is only 11 years old than the actor who portrays them, Kathy Griffin.
Faces You May Recognize:

 

Kathy Griffin Picture

  • Kathy Griffin is famous for playing in the show Suddenly Susan and Sally Weaver in Seinfeld. She also has made an appearance in the movies Pulp Fiction and It’s Pat.

“Hollywood A.D.” – Season 7 Ep. 19

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Cigarette Smoking Pontiff: I’ll offer you a deal. You give me the Lazarus bowl and I’ll give you Scully.

Tea Leoni: Mulder!

Garry Shandling: How about this deal? You give me Scully, I don’t smash the Lazarus bowl and shove the pieces where the Son of God don’t shine you Cigarette-Smoking Mackerel Snapper.

Written by: David Duchovny
Directed by: David Duchovny
Original Air Date: April 30th, 2000
Principal Setting: Hollywood (Walk of Fame), California
Episode Summary:

Skinner’s buddy from college, Wayne Federman, trails Mulder and Scully on a case involving a pipe bombing in a church, at Skinner’s insistence. Wayne is a writer/producer from Hollywood gathering material for a FBI-based movie. Mulder and Scully turn out to be the reluctant stars of this movie by Federman.

Personal Commentary:

A Crazy, Fun Ride. Both Hilarious and Touching. Those would be the review comments on the movie poster that they make in this fun episode. So many great quotes and memorable moments in this one that acts as a fittting homage to the show.

Gary Shandling is usually annoying to me, but he is hilarious as he does all he can to capture the perfect Mulder performance. Téa Leoni also plays a fitting Scully and they make a lot of inside jokes to her being Duchovny’s wife in real life. It’s off the wall and zany, that feels like a breath of fresh air in a mostly serious season.

Episode Grade: A-

Favorite Scene:

Oh, the famous bath scene with the three way call. One of the most memorable moments in the entire series.

Fun Facts:
  • Scully tells Mulder that she thinks Téa Leoni has a crush on him, and Mulder wonders how she could. Téa Leoni is David Duchovny’s wife in real life. They are now separated.
  • Chris Carter, Minnie Driver and David Alan Grier are in the audience watching the premiere. Driver and Grier star alongside David Duchovny in Return to Me, which was released a couple of weeks before this episode aired.
  • Mulder is asked who he sees playing him in the movie within the show. He says “How about Richard Gere?”. David Duchovny played a Richard Gere impersonator on a Saturday Night Live skit when he hosted May 9, 1998.
  • When Garry Shandling meets Fox Mulder, he asks, “Do you dress on the right or the left?” When men’s pants are tailored, extra room is provided in one of the pants legs, either the right or left, to accommodate the wearer’s genitalia. This is the side on which one “dresses”. Note that the exchange ends with Shandling calling out, “Wardrobe!”
  • In the movie, when Garry Shandling and Tea Leoni are kissing in the grave she says, “no bees,” regarding the bee that interrupts what must have been the first love kiss between Mulder and Scully.
  • During the early 1980s, a number of documents purporting to be original papers relating to the origin and development of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) appeared on the collector’s market. These documents, if true, would have cast some aspects of Mormon history and tradition in a dubious if not negative light; the most famous example was the so-called “Salamander Letter,” which the church itself bought and which claimed that the founder of Mormonism, Joseph Smith, did not really see an angel (as he said he had) but instead was visited by a talking salamander. These documents were eventually all revealed to be the forgeries of a formerly devout Mormon named Mark Hofmann. Many elements of this episode’s plot, including the similarity of the forgers’ names and the priest obtaining the forged document that he considers blasphemous, are drawn from the Mark Hofmann case.
Faces You May Recognize:
  • Gary Shandling has recently played in Captain America: Winter Soldier and Iron Man 2. He had his own show in the early 90’s called The Larry Sanders Show.
  • Téa Leoni is famous for plaing in Jurassic Park III, Fun with Dick and Jane, Deep Impact, and The Family Man. She recently is starring in the show Madam Secretary.
  • Harris Yulin is known for playing in Training Day, Scarface, Rush Hour 2 and Bean. 

 

“Brand X” – Season 7 Ep. 18

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Mulder: A tobacco employee that doesn’t smoke– Isn’t that kind of like a GM executive who drives a Ford? If this was a hit it seems unnecessarily high-profile. It kind of draws attention to itself, don’t you think?

Written by: Steven Maeda & Greg Walker
Directed by: Kim Manners
Original Air Date: April 16th, 2000
Principal Setting: Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Episode Summary:

A potential witness in a high-profile tobacco case under Skinner’s supervision is found dead in his bathroom from mysterious circumstances. Skinner asks Mulder and Scully to assist him in the investigation. They find a man who smokes a unique kind of cigarettes, the second-hand smoke of which, has deadly results for the inhaler.

Personal Commentary:

This was an interesting episode about a tobacco company that finds out when you try to make a “healthier” cigarette, it goes terribly wrong. The use of bugs will give you the jeepers creepers and Mulder’s life really is at risk and it’s Scully this time that saves his life by, for the first time ever, saving his life with nicotine.

Other than Mulder’s life being in dire risk and needing lots of nicotone patches at the end, it’s mostly a sub-par episode.

Episode Grade: C

Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • The scenes featuring shots of beetles crawling out corpses were shot and filmed using real insects, as well as real actors.
  • The fictional tobacco company, Morley, is the same brand of cigarettes that CGB Spender has smoked throughout the series.
Faces You May Recognize:

Tobin Bell Picture

  • Tobin Bell is famous for playing Jigsaw in the horror franchise Saw. He has also appeared in shows Revelations and 24.

  • Dennis Boutsikaris has been in several shows including Better Call Saul, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and ER. He has also co-starred in the movies W. and The Bourne Legacy.

“All Things” – Season 7 Ep. 17

Scully: Time passes in moments… moments which, rushing past define the path of a life just as surely as they lead towards its end. How rarely do we stop to examine that path, to see the reasons why all things happen, to consider whether the path we take in life is our own making or simply one into which we drift with eyes closed.

But what if we could stop, pause to take stock of each precious moment before it passes? Might we then see the endless forks in the road that have shaped a life? And, seeing those choices, choose another path?


 

Scully: Look, we’re always running. We’re always chasing the next big thing. Why don’t you ever just stay still?

Mulder: I wouldn’t know what I’d be missing.

 

Written by: Gillian Anderson
Directed by: Gillian Anderson
Original Air Date: April 9th, 2000
Principal Setting: Georgetown, Maryland
Episode Summary:

Scully is finishing up the autopsy of a person at a hospital. A file mix-up involving the autopsy folder and another patient’s x-ray leads Scully to discover a former lover of hers has been admitted at the hospital. Meeting with him again causes Scully to re-examine the decisions she has made in her life, leading to her where she is to today.

Personal Commentary:

This is the first, and I believe the last, time Gillian Anderson wrote and directed an episode and you can feel a difference with the slower pace and her taking a journey to understand the path she could have taken compared to the path she did take working in the FBI.

I like the rhythm theme throughout that could symbolize the passing of time and the emotions Scully goes through seeing her ex-boyfriend dying and realizing the path she took, although extremely difficult and taxing on her, was the best choice. It’s probably one of the few episodes that there really isn’t an X-File and could be a drama, rather than sci-fi. It has that dramatic feeling of the previous episode “The Field Where I Died”. It’s not my favorite, but it’s an important moment for Scully’s character to get reassurance that this ultimately was the right path to take.

Episode Grade: C+

Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • Rhythm is a recurring theme. Beyond the music these include: 1) Opening scene, sound of water dripping from faucet starts before video starts and continues on. 2) The slide projector changing slides. 3) At the hospital the nurse that hands Scully the medical file is tapping her pencil. 4) The cord on her blinds is tapping the wall. 5) The heart monitor in Dr Waterson’s room. 6) Scully’s turn signal when she’s talking to Mulder on her cell phone. 7) The Apothecary sign squeaking.
  • *Spoiler fact* This is the first time that we can see that Mulder and Scully had sex, but later in ninth season, a supelsordier tells Scully some personal details of her, like “on one lonely night you invited Mulder to your bed”. So, we should think that this was not their first time.
Faces You May Recognize:

Nicolas Surovy Picture

  • Nicolas Surovy has been in several TV shows including Deadwood, The Practice, and All My Children. The movie he is famous playing in is the movie starring Mel Gibson, Forever Young.

“Chimera” – Season 7 Ep. 16

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Ellen Adderly: Whenever my life’s a mess, I just do some housework. It gives me the illusion I’m in control.

Mulder: Well, maybe I should try that sometime.

Written by: David Amann
Directed by: Cliff Bole
Original Air Date: April 2nd, 2000
Principal Setting: Montpelier, Vermont
Episode Summary:

Mulder and Scully are on a stakeout of a female serial-killer of prostitutes. Mulder gets called away from the stakeout by Skinner to investigate the disappearance of federal judge’s daughter. The strange appearance of a raven shortly before she went missing leads Mulder to believe this case may have paranormal significance.

Personal Commentary:

This is one of those middle of the road monster-of-the-week episodes that doesn’t add a whole lot to the series, although it is scary and seeing the chimera woman’s strength as she almost kills Mulder is very intense. I like how Mulder always abandons Scully to do the investigate the more interesting case. Poor Scully left behind on her boring stakeout.

Episode Grade: C
Featured Video:
Fun Facts:
  • Michelle Joyner played Ellen Adderly. Ellen’s baby, Katy Adderly, was played by Ms. Joyner’s real-life twin boys.
  • Gina Mastrogiacomo’s final role before her death one year later.
Faces You May Recognize:

Gina Mastrogiacomo Picture

  • Gina Mastrogiacomo is famous for playing in Goodfellas and The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear. This appearance in the episode was her last acting job before unfortunate death a year later.

“En Ami” – Season 7 Ep. 15

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Mulder: He did it all for himself– to get the science on that disk. His sincerity was a mask, Scully. The man’s motives never changed.

Scully: You think he used me to save himself– at the expense of the human race.

Mulder: No, he knows what that science is worth, how powerful it is. He’d let nothing stand in his way.

Scully: You may be right… but for a moment, I saw something else in him. A longing for something more than power. Maybe for something he could never have.

Written by: William B. Davis
Directed by: Rob Bowman
Original Air Date: March 19th, 2000
Principal Setting: Richmond, Virginia
Episode Summary:

A boy is miraculously cured of his cancer, without medical treatment. After Scully visits the boy and his family, she is met by the Cigarette Smoking Man. He offers Scully the chance to obtain the cure for all cancer in exchange for going on a trip with him to get the cure and keeping the trip a secret from Mulder.

Personal Commentary:

This is the episode we learn why Cigarette Smoking Man kept Scully alive all this time. He truly has the hots for her. He treats her like his daughter or a crush that he wants to take on a road trip, and William B. Davis impressive acting surprisingly comes across as a tad caring rather than very creepy. I liked seeing CSM and Scully interact without the bias of Mulder getting in the way. She really wants to believe he has the best intentions for them and that he really has the cure for cancer, but yet again it’s just smoke and mirrors. He does deep down care for and respect Scully, and we see a sensitive side of CSM that we have yet to see.

Episode Grade: B-
Featured Video:
Fun Facts:
  • The script went through many revisions; several scenes were cut, including one that featured The Cigarette-Smoking Man teaching Scully how to water-ski. Which apparently William B. Davis is a pro water skier. Who would have guessed that?!
  • In French, the title means “as a friend.”
  • It’s a popular theory that the real proposal of CSM travelling with Scully wasn’t the one that we can see in the episode, but returning to her her lost fertility. It’s believed because we never figure out why he drugs her for.
Faces You May Recognize:

Nobody that we haven’t seen before that is recognizable.

“Theef” – Season 7 Ep. 14

Mulder: Lousy spelling aside, what do you think it refers to? Who’s the thief?

Scully: Well, that’s certainly one question. I’ve got many.

Mulder: “Mulder, why are we here?”

Scully: To be fair, I might have used the words “Mulder, how is this an X-File?”

Mulder: You see that, Scully, you always keep me guessing.

Written by: Vince Gilligan, John Shiban & Frank Spotnitz
Directed by: Kim Manners
Original Air Date: March 12th, 2000
Principal Setting: Point Reyes, California
Episode Summary:

Voodoo appears to be involved in the murder of a prominent doctor’s father-in-law. Mulder and Scully work to stop the killer who uses hex-craft to exact his revenge on the doctor’s family.

Personal Commentary:

This episode has some interesting voodoo, centering on a man seeking revenge as he curses a family with voodoo spells. The voodoo guy is very creepy and does a good job, but the episode is mostly mediocre due it not really being anything that Mulder and Scully can do and their lives aren’t the ones in danger. Nothing really stands out, besides the brutal scene where he microwaves the voodoo doll and she burns up in the cat scan.

Episode Grade: C-

Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • It won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Makeup for a Series.
  • Theef was dedicated to Rick Jacobson, president and chief operating officer of Twentieth Television and a well-liked veteran of the syndication biz. He died around the release of this episode after a long battle with cancer. He was 48. An article about him appeared in “Variety” on March 6, 2000.
Faces You May Recognize:
  • James Morrison is famous for playing Bill Buchanan in 24, Catch Me If You Can, The One, and Jarhead.

 

“First Person Shooter” – Season 7 Ep. 13

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Scully: Would it surprise you to know that you have been placed at a crime scene in the offices of F.P.S.?

Jade Blue Afterglow: Let’s just say it takes a whole lot to surprise me.

Scully: You might want to start telling the truth.

Jade Blue Afterglow: And what truth am I not telling you?

Mulder: That you murdered two men. One with a 14th century broadsword and the other with a flintlock pistol.

Jade Blue Afterglow: Oh. You must have had me confused with my sister — Xena, Warrior Princess.

Written by: William Gibson & Tom Maddox
Directed by: Chris Carter
Original Air Date: February 27th, 2000
Principal Setting: Newberry Springs, California
Episode Summary:

The Lone Gunmen request Mulder and Scully’s assistance in a murder case at a video game company. A virtual reality game has gone haywire, and players are dying for real at the hands of Maitreya, the central character in this game. Mulder and Scully enter the game in an attempt to find and stop the killer.

Personal Commentary:

 

This episode is very cheesy and feels more like a bad B movie sci-fi movie. The look of Mulder fighting the cyber girl with a sword and sunglasses just looks ridiculous. The only thing that saves this episode is the inclusion of the Lone Gunman, but even they can’t increase the quality of this bad idea of an episode.

Episode Grade: D-
Favorite Scene:
Fun Facts:
  • This episode was written by sci-fi author William Gibson. That’s probably why it feels like a bad Sci-fi show, than a quality X-Files episodes with writers who really know the characters.
  • In a nod to Sharon Stone’s iconic interrogation scene in Basic Instinct, the character Jade Blue Afterglow does the famous “leg cross” while being questioned by Scully and Mulder. While shot from the side of course, the blushing reaction from Scully and knowing smile from Mulder are a clear giveaway to the reference.
  • All the special effects needed for the episode meant the episode nearly went over budget. The production crew ended up borrowing different virtual game layouts from video game companies to cut costs.
  • It won 2 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Drama Series and Outstanding Special Visual Effects for a Series. The special effects looked pretty unrealistic to me, but I guess they were impressive back then.
Faces You May Recognize:
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  • Michael Bower’s short cameo in this episode may spark your memory in remembering him from the early 90’s show Salute Your Shorts. He’s also co-starred in Evolution and Dude, Where’s My Car?